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Humanity's got its sights set on Alpha Centauri, and we're not exactly known for subtlety. Forget rockets, think lasers blasting tiny space-chips to our nearest stellar neighbor at a casual 20% the speed of light. Sure, there are pesky issues like cosmic dust bullets, budget nightmares, and four-year Zoom lag, but if all goes well, expect humanity's first interstellar selfie by the late 2050s. Join us for a snarky, wild ride toward the stars, because every audacious journey starts with strapping lasers onto tiny spacecraft.