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Humanity's got its sights set on Alpha Centauri, and we're not exactly known for subtlety. Forget rockets, think lasers blasting tiny space-chips to our nearest stellar neighbor at a casual 20% the speed of light. Sure, there are pesky issues like cosmic dust bullets, budget nightmares, and four-year Zoom lag, but if all goes well, expect humanity's first interstellar selfie by the late 2050s. Join us for a snarky, wild ride toward the stars, because every audacious journey starts with strapping lasers onto tiny spacecraft.

Think turning Mars or Venus into Earth 2.0 is a walk in the park? Think again. Terraforming is a colossal headache involving mega-mirrors, toxic clouds, and probably a few planetary disasters. Ready to see why making aliens’ homes livable might just be the craziest engineering stunt ever? Buckle up.

DARPA’s POWER (Persistent Optical Wireless Energy Relay) program has shattered expectations — beaming over 800 watts of laser energy across 5.3 miles at White Sands Missile Range. That’s enough juice to run a toaster or small AC unit — and, yes, even pop popcorn on demand.